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Leaked Ashley Madison List Reveals Coalisland Couple Had Affair With Each Other

2015-08-19T013935Z_2092143606_TM3EB8I1O4601_RTRMADP_3_ASHLEYMADISON-CYBERSECURITYThe leaked list from Ashley Madison, a Canada-based online dating service and social networking service marketed to people who are married or in a committed relationship, revealed that a husband and wife from the Brackaville Road in Coalisland had been having an affair with each other for over a year, dressed up as other people.

Pat and Kate Owens, both 54, admitted they were completely unaware that the person they were having an affair with was already the person they were married to. The affair was revealed to each other when they both turned up to tell their ‘partner’ that the relationship was over because of the leaked list.

Pat, who ran a 10k race in 1984, explained:

“I’d hadn’t a clue that it was my wife I was tackling in the car park at Edendork Hall. She was dressed up as a dentist with a Russian accent, whilst I pretended to be a farmer from the west of the county like Aghyaran. Looking back now, I remember thinking it was odd she said ‘this is some handlin’ when we spotted the Bishop of Armagh pulling up in a motor with a blade from Keady. I just thought that wouldn’t be a phrase someone from Russia would come out with but I just thought I’d maybe misheard her.”

Kate Owens also confirmed that she did have her suspicions that her dark secret was maybe a little closer from home than Aghyaran:

“He’d have this strong west Tyrone accent one minute but now and again he’d come out with ‘deadly win for the Fianna, boys‘ during a romantic clench. Never thought it was the husband though as his teeth were always brushed and it was obvious he’d had a shower within the last 48 hours.”

The Owens’ admitted they are now closer than ever but wouldn’t trust each other as far as they’d throw them.

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