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Jokes On Apprentices To Be Punished With Fines Says Employment Watchdog

3e167faf-f0b4-43c0-b2bd-2ceeebb06123_x365Practical jokes carried out on new workers will be categorised as emotional abuse under fresh terms and conditions set out by the employment watchdog WORKFLAKE.

In a comprehensive list of examples, on the spot £60 fines will be enforced if any apprentices are asked to do the following tasks:

 

 

 

  • Get a bucket of steam
  • Get tartan paint
  • Get a skirting board ladder
  • Get a long stand or long weight
  • Get ice making solutions
  • Get a bag of sparks for the welder
  • Get 6 ft of fallopian tubing
  • Get a glass hammer
  • Get a left handed screwdriver
  • Get a bubble for a spirit level
  • Get a sky hook
  • Get bags for a Dyson Hoover
  • Get new beeps for the security gates
  • Get a short circuit
  • Get some earth faults
  • Get a cordless extension
  • Get some virtual memory
  • Get a leg of liver
  • Get some elbow grease
  • Get some cheap brazen tarts
  • Get a saddle for a disc jockey
  • Get some legs of salmon
  • Get some compressed air
  • Buy some IP addresses
  • Get a lb of turkey lips
  • Get a bucket of daylight

Although the last person to fall for one of these tricks was in 1998, workplaces have been asked to tighten up on such matters.

 

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