Tyrone Enjoys Heat Wave As Weather Re-Classification Index Takes Effect

"Mild, with showers"

“Mild, with showers”

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New rules to ensure greater parity between cold weather climates such as Tyrone and its warmer-weather European counterparts came into effect today.

The EU’s AWWA ‘Appalling Weather Weighting Allowance’ will now allow towns with generally disappointing weather to re-classify its weather forecasts, to ensure that it is not meteorologically-disadvantaged compared to its European cousins.

Council spokesperson Audi Pyper explained.

“For years we’ve got our hopes up that the climate’s improving and it turns out cat. We’ve had an ongoing programme in the County to persuade everyone to contribute towards increase global warming, because it would do wonders for the climate, but it’s not worked. Global warming unfortunately isn’t coming to Tyrone any time soon, so this is great news”.

Examples of the new index are shown in the table below, which are now in place with immediate effect.

Old Description

New Description

Warm Scorching
Breezy Hot
Mild Warm
Windy Pleasant
Heavy Rain Mild
Torrential Rain Mild
Blizzards Mild
Hurricane Mild with showers
Sub-zero Fresh

Residents in Tyrone now face the exciting prospect of calling this month a genuine ‘Indian Summer’, where ‘Indian’ can be interpreted as ‘prolonged’, and ‘summer’ means ‘downpours’. “Yesterday it was horizontal rain in Edendork, proper pelting down”, said Pyper, “But apparently under the new index we can now call it ‘a slight chance of drizzle’. Class. Think what this’ll do for the tourist trade”.

Prospective tourist Thad McMasterson from America, seemed to agree.

“Gee, doncha jus’ love County Teerone? We checked the forecast with you fine people and it said it’s gonna be hot, hot, hot, all the way through the fall. I just gotta get myself and my wife Marleen ourselves a piece of that action. We’ll be right with y’all, just as soon as we’re done invading folks in some foreign country or other”.

Forecasters from the Met Office are predicting a slight dip in the weather next week, which is expected to be mild with showers.

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