Nudist Beach Planned For Washingbay

Buck naked bathing here soon

Secret documents filed in a filing cabinet in Derrylaughan have revealed that The Washingbay Restoration Committee have commenced discussions aimed at increasing tourism in East Tyrone. One of the most adventurous plans is to create a nudist beach down at the Washingbay, behind the Kevin Barry’s football field.

A committee member who wishes to remain nameless but goes by the name ‘Kennedy’ explained the thinking:

“Years ago, thousands would descend on these shores during the summer from faraway places like France, Bulgaria, America and Glenelly. Then the clergy started shouting about the fumbling going on at night in the cars as romantic couples courted to the backdrop of eels and pollans dancing in the Lough. Before long, the weeds had grown up and the potholes were ruining the lawnmowers. We want to restore the bay to its former beauty with a bit of a twist. Buck naked bathing.”

The first of its kind in Ireland, customers must abide by two rules:

  • NO LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS
  • NO SCRATCHING

Kennedy maintains this initiative could propel the county into the 21st century:

“If you go to America or Sweden, there bes people with nothing on them walking into bars and shops and stuff and no one bats an eyelid. If this goes ahead, Tyrone will be mentioned in the same breath as Los Angeles or Sydney. We just need to get the weeds cut down and drain the lough a little to create a bit more room around the edges. And import sand and perhaps use some of those big heaters you find in beer gardens.”

The approximate cost of a nudist beach runs into £400’000 but Kennedy confirmed he has a promise of half a million pounds from a few local businessmen, clergy and turf dealers if this proposal gets the green light.

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Posted on January 11, 2014, in Derrylaughan, Glenelly, Washingbay and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. This world is going to hell in a handbasket..

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  2. Ah sure, it’ll be great for tourism…

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