Omagh Man Breaks Lent In Spectacular Fashion After Kerry Defeat

McCrab, after the full time whistle

McCrab, after the full time whistle

An Omagh plasterer has ‘gone off the rails big time‘ after gorging on a mountain of buns, cakes, biscuits and chocolate when he reverted to comfort-eating in the wake of Kerry’s annihilation of Tyrone on Sunday afternoon. Carl McCrab, who initially committed to a Lenten abstinence from all kinds of pastries and confectionary, has admitted he feels ‘broken’ and ashamed of his fall from grace but lays the blame firmly at the feet of the Tyrone senior footballers and management team.

McCrab (38), whilst wiping the remains of a Drifter from his upper lip, told us this morning:

“Yes, I hit it hard last night. When the third goal went in I went clean mad and raided the larder. The wife was pleading with me to step away and the children crying will live with me for years. But I just couldn’t help myself and devoured a whole tray of coconut buns and a packet of Munchies even before the final whistle went.”

Maire McCrab (44) revealed she took the children and herself to her mother’s house in order to shield her family from the unfolding horror:

“We arrived back and tiptoed in at about 11pm. All we could hear were the groans coming from the living room. Poor Carl – he was smothered in Tuc biscuits and had what looked like most of a Bounty smeared all over his baldy head. And he was saying things like ‘not Kerry for feck sake’ in between the sobs and sighs. He’s off the wagon big time. I’m praying Tyrone do not get turned over by Westmeath this weekend. He’ll go mad on the crisps.”

Tyrone officials have refused to comment on individual cases but have set up a hotline for anyone else considering breaking their Lent after yesterday’s hammering.

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Posted on March 10, 2014, in GAA, Omagh and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Imelda O'Neill

    Things were deadly – Tyrone played as badly as Armagh on a good day!

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