McElduff Fury Over Heated Bus Shelters In Co Down

Caribou heated bus shelterTyrone MLA Barry McElduff has reacted furiously to the news that Sinn Fein’s Chris Hazard, the first Minister for Infrastructure, will spend all new money on heated bus stops in County Down.

Hazard, from Drumaness in Co Down, has reportedly been sickened by constant badgering by his party comrade McElduff regarding sorting out the A5 road saga. In response, Hazard has allegedly decided to spend over £3.5m on heated bus shelters in Crossgar, Killyleagh, Ardglass, Portaferry, Downpatrick and Newtownards as well as other minor villages and townlands in his native county.

A dumbfounded McElduff was reportedly seen stomping up and down the hill in Stormont muttering things like ‘typical stoop’ and ‘we exist yknow’

A close confidante of McElduff’s added:

“Obviously I’m not going to say too much about it but Barry’s clean mad about this. He was sure having a Shinner in the infrastructure gig would see the A5 as the number one issue for the next couple of years. The announcement of the heated bus stops in Down has knocked him for six. The worst part of it is that Down ones wouldn’t be short of money normally and you’d see rakes of them with fur coats on anyway standing at the bus stops. And a lot of Down ones don’t use public transport as they’ve 2 or 3 cars normally.”

The news of the heated bus stops also comes as a blow to Coalisland residents as it was hoped that some of the money was to be set aside for the erection of a car parking facility where up to three cars can park in a legal fashion within parking white lines and all.

“We were even going to run courses on parking in a mannerly fashion”

remarked the town’s Lord Mayor Bosco ‘The Spanner’ Coleman.

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Posted on June 30, 2016, in Ballygawley, Coalisland and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Snicker. I am ashamed of myself. I am not from Tyrone, not Irish unless you go back to my great grandma… this is such a well done blog.

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