DUP To Spend Money On BIGGER Boilers With MASSIVE Wood Pellets

 

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Boiler heading up M1 to Dungannon

In an obvious 2-fingered salute to the electorate, it has been reported that the DUP may already be looking into purchasing £800m worth of enormous wood chip boilers as well as £200m of wood pellets, some of which resemble a full-sized ash tree. 

 

Locals in Dungannon have already voiced concerns about two sky-scraping boilers which are beginning to dominate its dreary steeples as well as the disappearance of thousands of tress from Drum Manor Forest Park.

Local environmentalist Bobby McGeown is adamant that this is a show of strength after surviving the recent RHI scandal:

“The DUP are untouchable now with this money. Not only are they buying these monstrosities, you have to have a degree in Ulster Scots to get the job of working on them. Just recently they upped the college fees for an Ulster Scots course in Jordanstown to £1m a year and a pile of ones from Larne have mysteriosly become millionaires overnight. So they’re the only students enrolled on it.”

Additionally, PSNI officials have warned spectators that Lambeg drums during this year’s Twelfth festivities will be twice the size as in previous years and have advised parents to buy earmuffs for young children.

Meanwhile, a DUP spokesman has denied there is a link between the rise in Holywood locals walking around wearing crowns and golden robes and their recent £1.5b windfall. Visitors to the metropolis have also complained about having to take their shoes off when walking into the area as well have having their cars spray-washed at least a mile outside Holywood.

“They’re completely up their own arses now since this money thing.”

stated Eoin O’Catherty from Poleglass.

In other news, Dungannon Rugby and Cricket Club have announced plans for a £90m 80’000 all-seater stadium.

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Posted on June 29, 2017, in Dungannon, GAA and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Dear mr Gombeen
    Just want to let you know how excited we all are down here in “Holywood ”
    Finally Finally some recognition for us
    We and by we I mean Official Unionist (not Loyalist GOD FORBID) millionaires (some are even prods)
    and by the way Yes we may wear our Crowns whilst walking the dog so what!!
    Have u a problem with that!!

    We often discuss your publishings over morning coffee as a way of keeping in touch with the going ons of the working class and you thickos out west

    So please keep up your good work it helps us keep track of life beyond the borders of north down

    Like

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