Doubts Cast On Educational Value Of Priests’ Trip To Beer Festival In Germany

1954 trip to Germany

A group of priests from the Clogher Diocese have been accused of wasting parishioners’ donations after they attended a three-day beer festival in Germany last week. The 20-strong group strenuously maintain the purpose of the visit was simply educational as they were gathering vital info on ‘what young one are into these days‘ and that they also attended Mass every day ‘so it wasn’t all fun and games.’

Fr Hurson, PP of Edendork, attended the weekend and was first to face the press, wearing dark sunglasses and talking rather gruffly:

“I’m shocked and dismayed at these allegations. You can’t accuse us of not being in touch with the younger generation and then as soon as we make an attempt to integrate ourselves we’re castigated for over-indulgence. There was none of that. The lads averaged 10 pints a day and that’s not that bad when you consider we were on the batter from 12pm tip midnight each night.”

Archbishop Devlin, originally from Greencastle, re-endorsed this stance:

“This is a yearly tradition and a valuable insight into modern things. The boys brought home some very interesting observations about the effects of German beer on the mind as well as a few samples for us in the hierarchy. And it must be said, the Germans can make a fine brew.”

Kitty Graham, an avid mass-goer from Tattyreagh, was not convinced of the educational value of such a junket:

“These boys are some craic. I was at mass this morning and one of the culprits, Fr Loughran, was in no fit state to say it. He completely missed out the gospel, make a terrible knock knock joke and was in really bad form with one of the altar boys who sneezed. He seemed badly hungover.”

Clogher official Bishop Farry has cancelled next month’s expedition to Amsterdam.

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Posted on January 17, 2014, in Clogher, Edendork, Greencastle, Tattyreagh and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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