Major Investigation Launched As ‘Elvis Presley’ Wins West Tyrone GAA Club Lottery Again

Elvis, working in Castlederg?

Elvis, working in Castlederg?

Lottery auditors have descended upon a West Tyrone GAA club after Elvis Presley won the £3000 snowball prize for the third time in 3 years, adding to other winners such as ‘Tom Jones’, ‘Clint Eastwood’, ‘Calamity Jane’ and ‘Shergar’ since the lottery commenced in 2012.

Killeter GAC Committee admitted no locals had ever won the big prize in the lottery but denied making up winners in order to pocket the prize fund for annual outings to Bundoran and Downings.

Local carpenter and lottery fanatic Killian Penrose remains adamant that something fishy is going on:

“They’re not even putting much effort into covering it up. Who’s called Elvis Presley, like? Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees has won it 4 times now. And as for Shergar….”

Killeter GAA hit national headlines in 1988 after advertising the opening of their new field ‘Castlederg Road Park’ with astronaut Neil Armstrong and Mahatma Gandhi as their special guests, organised by chairman Leo Hurson.

Penrose added:

“And that was a farce too. This boy in a spacesuit turned up, helmet and all, and sure he was only 4 feet tall. I’m sure we’d have known if Armstrong was only 4 foot. And Gandhi had been dead 40 years. He just had some man from Aghyaran dressed in a sheet, waving to people.”

Chairman Hurson was unavailable for comment this morning but an inside source confirmed that there’s an Elvis Presley who works in a chip shop in Castlederg Main Street.

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Posted on July 29, 2015, in Aghyaran, Castlederg, GAA, Killeter and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I knew Elvis was alive! Barry Gibbs is too….I think….

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