DUP Man’s Brother Thought His Wood Pellet Boiler Was Fake Fire Ornament

245fdbda-c518-488d-8de8-872c9fe48449_2-2c885ef75e488b8354865b7f4a3101b6The brother of West Tyrone DUP member William Nathan has admitted to burning a wood pellet boiler in his living room but claims he thought it was just one of them substitute fire things his wife always threatened to get in.

Sammy Nathan (55) was discovered to have a burner in his house after neighbours became suspicious of the constant red faces of the Nathan family on leaving their house at any time of the day. On arrival at his house near Omagh, inspectors were told by Nathan that the immense feeling of warmth around the house was probably down to it being on a hill and therefore closer to the sun.

On further investigation, over 15 tonnes of wood pellets was discovered in an outhouse which Nathan claimed he believed were ‘cuttings from some kind of woodwork project the wife was doing’. He added:

“Seriously, like. I thought it was one of them substitute fire things that oul people have in their houses. She always talked about having one so I never batted an eyelid when it appeared one day. I honestly didn’t know it was making us £500’000 a year. And them pellets, she’s always making rocking chairs and I just thought it was the shavings. Dead serious like.”

The recent RHI investigation has revealed that Tyrone is the warmest county in Ireland, 2 degrees higher than the national average and rising. Earlier in the month, a heavy snowfall caused consternation after the flakes melted before they hit the ground.

Meanwhile, stove fitter Terence McNeill from Drummurrer is set to be questioned over the 8000 boilers he fitted in 2015.

 

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Posted on January 21, 2017, in Omagh and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. My sister put a wood pellet boiler in her front parlour.
    I told her not to,
    “Burning money” I said.
    She already had oil-fired and solid fuel heating systems as well as an open fire in her sitting-room.
    “It’s the latest thing” she said. “Heat the front parlour, heat the whole house. I get hot water, a warm conservatory, patio and front and back gardens. Not the side garden, unfortunately. We can’t sit out there for a drink. It would founder you, out there”
    Should she now be worried?
    Are “they” coming after her?

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