Tyrone Classifieds – September 2013
ARDBOE: Horse for sale. Looks like a big pony. £400 ono.
URNEY: Have viagra. Need any wemen between 20-70.
KILDRESS: 1988 Porsche, red. Tinted windows. Doesn’t start. £300
DERRYTRESK: Solid pine cabinet. Glass windows. A few cat scratches but the cat was executed. £90
MOY: Unwanted turkey for sale. Perfect for Christmas. Only partially eaten. £30
DRUMRAGH: 2006 Seat Ibiza 1.2, blue. Only 80’000 miles. £3000. Not for sale.
OMAGH: 2002 Hitachi self-cleaning oven. Needs a good clean. £100
BROCAGH: 3 year old Jack Russell. Fine with children. Great poet. £40
KILLYCLOGHER: Lost – black cat with white face and paws. Completely deaf. Answers to Sadie. Big reward.
BALLYGAWLEY: Dyson vacuum cleaner. Like new. Not needed. £200 or £160.
GALBALLY: 7 foot Christmas tree and lights. Beat the queues. Self-collect. Lights not included. £30
AUGHER: Weeding dress. Used once. £700
ROCK: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. £8
CLONOE: Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Posted on September 20, 2013, in Ardboe, Augher, Ballygawley, Brocagh, Clonoe, Derrytresk, Drumragh, Galbally, Kildress, Killyclogher, Moy, Omagh, Rock, Urney and tagged ARDBOE, Augher, Ballygawley, Brocagh, cats, Christmas, Clonoe, Derrytresk, Drumragh, Galbally, hitachi, horse, jack russell, Kildress, Killyclogher, Moy, Omagh, pony, porsche, Rock, seat ibiza, turkey, Urney, vacuum cleaner, viagra, weeding. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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