Transfer Deadline Day In Tyrone



News coming through that Sean Cavanagh may be on his way to Beragh. More shortly


Reports emerging that Owen Mulligan has been looking at an estate agents shop in Ardboe, sparking rumours of a transfer out east


TRANSFER! Joe McMahon has made the move down the road to Drumragh for six bags of coal and two VIP tickets to see Nathan Carter in Drumragh College.


We return to the Owen Mulligan story. He was in fact just looking at his reflection in the window and not property browsing.


More on that Sean Cavanagh move to Beragh. Beragh officials are prepared to offer their historic Standing Stone as well as three months of home heating oil for Sean’s services. There appears to be a hold up due to Cavanagh’s demands that his brother Colm goes too. Beragh don’t want Colm.


Noises made about Tommy McGuigan moving to Trillick. More on that later.


Sensational news emerging that Derrytresk have bid for Kerry’s Declan O’Sullivan. More later.


Trillick’s Jewish community have announced they will not renew their season tickets if McGuigan moves out west. Deal off.


The O’Sullivan to Derrytresk story is gathering legs as reports are confirmed of a Kerry reg car speeding up from Dromid towards Ulster.


TRANSFER! Moy have sold Philip Jordan to a knackers yard.


Owen Mulligan has been spotted chatting to Donaghmore‘s chairwoman Debbie Donnelly, sparking rumours of a move to St Patrick’s.


Declan O’Sullivan has been spotted buying a bottle of mineral in Cavan Town. Deal closing in.


The Mulligan story has been quashed after it was confirmed he was just chatting Donnelly up.


Beragh have backed down and are prepared to take the two Cavanaghs in exchange for the Standing Stone and the Drumnakilly Devil.


O’Sullivan spotted in Fivemiletown asking for directions to Derrytresk. Onlookers say he looks excited.


TRANSFER! Omagh have bought Moortown underage sensation Paddy Quinn for a packet of Haribo and two VIP tickets to see Nathan Carter play at Drumragh College and have promised to have him speaking English by Christmas


Ageing journalist Ronan McSherry seen buying a Brackaville jersey in Dungannon, sparking rumours of a sensational comeback.


The Cavanagh to Beragh saga has taken another turn as it emerged that Cavanagh’s wife doesn’t like the shops in Beragh.


Owen Mulligan spotted playing bingo in Edendork Hall, suggesting of a move to St Malachy’s.


Carrickmore have made a bid for entire Clonoe team.


Cash strapped Clonoe have accepted Carrickmore’s bid for their entire team in part exchange for Conor Gormley.


The Rock have denied rumours they are in the market for a new lawn mower, stating ‘we are happy with the mower we have.’


Mulligan will not be going to Edendork. He was simply checking out the talent at bingo in a Wayne Rooney sort of way.


Philip Jordan has failed his medical at the knacker’s yard


Cavanagh to Beragh is off. Mrs Cavanagh has complained about the climate up there.


Conor Gormley has been revealed as a Clonoe O’Rahilly player at Tessie’s, the only one left, sparking wild scenes of jubilation. Ruthless manager Cassidy says ‘he’s better than the shower we had anyway”.


Tommy McGuigan has controversially tweeted ‘punch a Ballinderry man today #dicks’.


One hour of the Tyrone Transfer Window left


TRANSFER! Ryan McMenamin has been sold to Uruguay. Uruguayan manager Hector Solaris reckons he’ll give them ‘that 1954 bite back’. McMenamin learning Spanish.


Tommy McGuigan spotted with a t-shirt which says “Why Always Me?” on the front of it.


Declan O’Sullivan arrives in Derrytresk


Declan O’Sullivan leaves Derrytresk in tears. They were just messing.


Urney have announced they will not be buying anyone in this window. Restless locals storm embassy.


TRANSFER! Colm Cavanagh has been sold to Beragh on a free.





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Posted on September 1, 2014, in Ardboe, Ballinderry, Beragh, Carrickmore, Clonoe, Coalisland, Cookstown, Donaghmore, Drumnakilly, Edendork, Fivemiletown, GAA, Moortown, Moy, Omagh, Trillick, tyrone, Urney and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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